Grimace: Adults Only Eastside Sisters Drag Musical
A milkshake? A taste bud? A forgotten god? An eldritch being? The sleep paralysis demon that whispers "ba da ba ba ba" at 3:17 AM?
💜👁️💜 THE UNHINGED GRIMACE DRAG SHOW 💜👁️💜
🌙 WHO... IS... GRIMACE?
A milkshake? A taste bud? A forgotten god? An eldritch being? The sleep paralysis demon that whispers "ba da ba ba ba" at 3:17 AM?
Nobody knows.
Nobody has EVER known.
And after this show... you'll understand him even LESS.
💜 Join Vancouver's most unhinged drag duo, The Eastside Sisters, for a fever dream dedicated entirely to everyone's favourite giant purple... whatever the hell he is.
💜 MISS OCTOBER will be painted HEAD TO TOE in glorious purple body paint, serving every impossibly sexy Grimace fantasy you never asked for but somehow desperately needed. Glamour. Eleganza. Purple. Pure confusion.
🍌 BANANA DELVEY will once again be making catastrophically poor life decisions live on stage with a performance so outrageous, so cursed, so deeply upsetting that we'll probably have to "turn the cameras off" before she gets herself banned from another establishment.
💥 Six MASSIVE screens throughout Junction Pub will be blasting your eyeballs with an endless stream of chaotic Grimace memes, cursed internet videos, purple nonsense, and enough brain rot to permanently lower your screen time report.
💜 Expect:
🍟 Purple chaos
🥤 Grimace Shake trauma
💅 Drag excellence
😭 Uncomfortable amounts of purple body paint
🤡 Extremely questionable decisions
📸 Meme overload
💀 Emotional damage
✨ Gay Grimace supremacy
👁️ The overwhelming feeling that you're witnessing something humanity was never meant to see.
If you've ever looked at Grimace and thought, "I wish this giant purple enigma was somehow... hotter?" congratulations. Therapy can't help you anymore, but this show can.
🎟️ TICKETS
💜 Early Bird: $10
💜 Advance Tickets: $15
💜 Door Tickets: $20
🚨 OUR SHOWS LITERALLY ALWAYS SELL OUT. Like... actually. Don't wait until the last minute and then DM us asking if we have extra tickets hidden under the fryer. We don't. Grab yours FAST.
Bring your friends. Bring your purple. Bring absolutely no explanation for why you're attending this.
💜 We promise you'll never look at Grimace the same way again.
Or maybe... he'll be looking at you. 👁️
⚠️ WARNING: This show is ABSOLUTELY NOT affiliated with that famous fast food clown corporation. In fact... we're honestly shocked their lawyers haven't found us yet. 🤫 Please don't tell them. We just want to give the big purple cryptid the chaotic drag tribute he deserves before the cease & desist arrives in the mail.
Sunday, October 18 • Starts at 8 PM
Junction
1138 Davie Street, Vancouver, BC V6E 1N1