Tits the Season! 2025
Proving that there’s no business like snow business, Helvetica Productions is back with a fifth installment of Vancouver’s naughtiest and nicest new holiday tradition: Tits the Season! Treat yo’elf to a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond.
Kicking us off on this slay ride is our headliner, the iconic King Molasses, the first ever winner of King of Drag! This holiday spectacular is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine. So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained!
We’ve made our (cast)list and checked it twice and this year’s Tits the Season includes:
Batty Banks
La Dame Derrière
Helvetica’s Follies
Homo Hardware
Ariel Helvetica
Cali Cobalt
Vancouver Burlesque Co.
Mx Bukuru
Quantum Roller Duo
Hosted by: Miss Kiss
Saturday, December 13
Early Show
Doors 5:00 pm | Show 6:00 pm *Start time and cast list subject to change. Please arrive on time.
Snowbells $30+ s/c (Early Bird – Until November 10) | $40+ s/c
Snowballers $45 (Early Bird until November 10) | $55 + s/c
Best seats in the house!
Snow Angels $60+ s/c (Early Bird Until November 10) | $75+ s/c
First two rows with a Meet + Greet photo opportunity with King Molasses. Go home with a VIP swag bag full of holiday presents for yourself, including a signed photo from King Molasses!
Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!
Early Show Tickets HERE
Late Show
Doors 9:00 pm | Show 10:00 pm
Snowbells $30+ s/c (Early Bird – Until November 10) | $40+ s/c
Snowballers $45 (Early Bird until November 10) | $55 + s/c
Best seats in the house!
Snow Angels $60+ s/c (Early Bird Until November 10) | $75+ s/c
First two rows with a Meet + Greet photo opportunity with King Molasses. Go home with a VIP swag bag full of holiday presents for yourself, including a signed photo from King Molasses!
Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!
Late Show Tickets HERE
Rio Theatre
1660 East Broadway, Vancouver, BC