Adults Only Twilight Drag Show
EASTSIDE SISTERS PRESENT THE MOST INSANELY CHAOTIC ADULTS ONLY DRAG SHOW THAT WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU SEE TWILIGHT FOREVER
From the chaotic masterminds behind Vancouver's sold-out drag parody disasters comes the show absolutely nobody asked for but everybody desperately needs:
🩸 TWILIGHT: THE DRAG PARODY SHOW 🩸
Created by The EASTSIDE SISTERS, the unhinged icons Banana Delvey 🍌👑 and Miss October 🎃💋, the brilliant minds responsible for sold-out hits including:
✨ Bratatoille
✨ Charli XCX and The Chocolate Factory
✨ The Gay Of Thrones Drag Parody Show
✨ And a million other ridiculous productions that somehow keep selling out 😭💅
Expect:
🩸 Vampire nonsense
🐺 Werewolf thirst traps
💋 Questionable life choices
✨ Sparkling where no one should sparkle
🍎 Extremely dramatic staring contests
🎭 Chaotic drag excellence
🚨 More daddy issues than Forks has trees
🔥 Enough sexual tension to power the entire Pacific Northwest
Whether you've read every book twelve times, watched the movies ironically (or unironically 👀), or simply enjoy witnessing drag performers make terrible decisions in public, this show is for you.
🌙 "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."
💋 "This is the drag of a disaster, bestie."
⚠️⚠️⚠️ VERY IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️
🔞 THIS SHOW IS STRICTLY FOR ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.
Seriously.
Like... REALLY seriously.
Expect:
🍑 Adult themes
🍆 Inappropriate jokes
💋 Mature subject matter
✨ Unhinged drag behavior
🩲 Potential partial nudity
😭 Moments you can never unsee
If you've ever wanted to witness Twilight lovingly dragged through the woods, bitten by a vampire, run over by a Volvo, and resurrected as a chaotic drag spectacle, this is your chance.
🩸🐺✨ Come prepared to laugh, scream, thirst, sparkle, and leave forever changed.
Because after this show...
🌙 You'll never think about Twilight the same way again. 🌙
🎟️ Tickets are expected to disappear faster than Edward running through a forest shirtless, so grab yours before they're gone! 🐺💨🩸✨
✨EARLY BIRD TICKETS: $10
✨PRESALE TICKETS: $15
✨DOOR TICKETS: $20
Sunday, August 16 • 8 PM - 10:30 PM
Junction
1138 Davie Street, Vancouver, BC V6E 1N1