There’s no business like snow business and Helvetica Productions is once again proud to present the sixth edition of Tits the Season! at the Rio Theatre on Saturday, December 12th! 

Treat yo’elf to a holidate with this over-the-top festive extravaganza featuring drag, burlesque, circus, and variety performers from Vancouver and beyond. 

This holiday spectacular lineup is sure to keep you Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree and warmer than a cup of mulled wine. 

TICKETS & INFO

Starring: Batty Banks & Moscato Sky 

With performances from:
Misty Blue
Velvet Ryder
Ariel Hevetica & Numi
Rose Butch
VBC’s Tinsel and Tease
Yuki the Juggler
Scarlet Delirium & Holly Graphic
Charlotte Strudel
VBC’s Glamourpuss
Donna Boss Rogers

Hosted by: Miss Kiss

So, meet us under the mistletoe, Yule definitely be entertained! 

Cast subject to change.

Saturday, December 12th
Doors: 8pm | Show: 9pm

There’s snow time like the present to grab your tickets:

Snowbells — General Admission $40
Snowballers — Best seats in the house! $55
Snow Angels — First two rows with a Meet + Greet photo opportunity with the cast and go home with a VIP swag bag full of holiday presents for yourself! $75

Limited VIP tickets available — frost come, frost served!

About Helvetica Productions:
With more than a decade of experience under her G-String, Ariel Helvetica is everyone’s type. She has boldly crossed the globe, performing in some of the top burlesque shows and festivals across the world. With her dazzling blend of glamour, cheese, and stratospheric high kicks, this ultimate showgirl has received many accolades, including being named one of 21st Century Burlesque’s Most Influential Performers and performing multiple times at the Burlesque Hall of Fame—most recently competing for Mx. Exotic World in 2025.

Underlining her performance bonafides, Ariel is also the Assistant Director of the Vancouver Burlesque Company and producer at Helvetica Productions, which is celebrated for its annual holiday variety extravaganza: Tits the Season!